Consider the following picture:
Now consider the following information:
- This is the sight that greeted me when I returned home from lunch today.
- That is the banister in the lobby of my apartment building.
- Those are my pajama pants.
- I have not recently done laundry in my building.
- It’s been several days since I wore these pants.
- I was neither wearing nor carrying these pants when I left the house this morning.
And, finally, riddle me this:
How the hell did these pants sneak out of my apartment, to be located (and, I’m guessing, soundly mocked) by a neighbor?
Seriously. I don’t know which is the more salient point here . . . The fact that my sleepwear apparently has obtained the ability to walk right the fuck out the front door without my knowledge? Or the fact that, in doing so, they provided a legit excuse to say ‘pants’ six times while titling this post after an awesome Dr. Seuss story:
the pale-green pants with nobody inside them
Either way: FML.
Tags: FML, i need a maid, pants, the ridonkulous
1. Clearly, you left them outside the apartment whilst you were out picking a peck of snide.
B. Someone found said pants and, after briefly questioning whether an adult would actually wear duckie pants, left them on the banister so that whoever owned them would see them.
%. Pants. Pants pants. Pants.