to dream the impossible dream

Attention, Readers (all 10 of you):

Today, at the mere age of 33 (and thanks to one awesome interview with my new BFF & esthetician extraordinaire, Daniela @ Daniela’s Facial Studio), I accomplished a feat that most people never manage in a lifetime.

Curing cancer? Well, no.

Running a marathon? Please.

Getting one of those grabber-machines to actually pick up a stuffed toy? Okay, now you’re being ridiculous.

Who are you talking to? Hey, snippy! My blog, my rules.

Anyway, friends…This milestone was so out-of-the-blue I didn’t even know it was a goal until it had happened. Are you ready?

Today, as a writer, I was paid to use the word labia in context. And it wasn’t even porn!

God, I can’t wait to tell my parents. I can just hear my mom now: “Fuck that ‘be a lawyer‘ advice we’ve been handing you all these years — this is the real deal!”

They’re gonna be so proud…

Heh.